You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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