in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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