Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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