I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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