That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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