actually, I'm a sock model
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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