The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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