You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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