You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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