just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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