The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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