Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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