My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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