Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You know, be my cock's hype man.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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