i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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