But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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