Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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