We won't sleep together?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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