i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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