My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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