16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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