youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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