i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
A+ Viking dick
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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