Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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