I have. A mate of mine got so drunk one time that he literally shat in the bathtub. After throwing mugs at the walls. It'd have been amazing were it not so terminally gross.
My drunk friend and I both had to pee....she used the toilet and pissed in the tub, the bad part was when I farted and I shit in the tub. Twenty-five laughing ourselves stupid minutes later we sprayed 409 on it and drunkenly stumbled out of the bathroom. I told her not to say anything, but the rest of the night I whisper yelled "guess what I did" at everybody I came in contact with...great memories.
i totally found my friend in the bathtub with little floating shits surrounding her after winter formal in high school. people called her number 2 for years after that. good times...
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