I will die if light touches me.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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