We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
