Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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