at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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