whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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