There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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