In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
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