is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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