i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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