I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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