Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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