My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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