So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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