This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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