operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I will be naked everywhere
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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