I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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