does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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