Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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