how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Randomize
