All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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