Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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