I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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