god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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