You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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