I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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